It is a fun world...aliens wouldn't touch it.

     It is so funny – MPs and other law givers or even ministers are upset over how ordinary people talk about them. Well, I think it is funny and at the same time, tragic. Does anyone in America think Trump is a funny guy, someone who is aware of the world? Someone who knows the wheat from the chaff? Anyone? Really? Wow, it makes you wonder what we, ordinary people are like, possibly a bit backward? Listening to these words people like Trump, Putin, or here in the UK, Starmer (now gone, thank the Lord) and what they say, do we mud crawlers, believe them? Listen carefully, you find quickly that what they say is really total nonsense. Generalisations, and said with a face that shows, ‘I know what I’m talking about’. When in fact they know nothing about anything at all. Did Starmer know when he jumped onto the bandwagon of ‘I am determined to stop the boats’. Yeah, so am I but what are you actually planning to do and provide a budget to pay for it? Ah, those words you’ll never hear because there aren’t any plans at all. In the case of the ‘best’ president the US ever had (his own words, not the words the rest of the population would say) when he uttered the immortal words ‘We must occupy Greenland, Cuba, England for our security otherwise it would be Russia or China. Oh yes China, these are people with funny eyes. And I stopped seven wars whilst talking. I had Venezuela for breakfast and yes, I am playing golf in Saudi Arabia tomorrow. Before I stop the Iranians by obliterating them’. Then Putin’s ‘No, we are not at war, it is a minor small special military operation’. Small? You could have fooled me. And friends, so it goes, on and on. In the meantime just watch the world going downhill because aforementioned lawgivers (really law-wasters) are too busy talking nonsense and wasting time.

    Take from Britain all the busybodies(!) from Westminster and move them to the Outer Hebrides, we would immediately have an upturn in GDP, and a reducing national debt. There is one problem though, the sheep of the Outer Hebrides are all camping next to the loading ramp of the ferry. I re-iterate what I have said before, all these fine examples of humanity need a sharp kick to the backside on their way to jail. Oh sorry, that cannot be done, there is no room. All the jails are full of Sarah’s and Johnny’s who had the temerity to say on TikTok and Facebook that the Health Secretary was looking old. No, really? Some are in jail after having dared to write Angela’s hair was red. Ooomph, is that true? No, really? Yes, that sure deserves a lengthy jail sentence. But don’t worry you’ll be out after have been there for a day. Justice? Good question, just waiting for the deportations to start. Does anyone know whether Rockall is available? And weren’t there any plans to turn to Isle of Wight into a jail? That would be good.

    When we trust people like the previous Dutch premier Rutte with a job like NATO Chief, I must start looking for my passport. I need to book my place on the next boat to South America. Yes, sorry friends but Patagonia is looking good at this time of the year. A pluspoint, there are some people who speak Welsh. Da iawn!