Who is Gio Compario? Oh that one...
Despite the world shattering message that the Clock that measures how much time we have left on this Earth has been set to 89 seconds before midnight, we learned Wynne Evans has decided to ‘take time off’ to strengthen his mental well-being. For those who don’t know this, Wynne is the Welsh tenor acting the part of Gio Compario in the TV ads for ‘Go.Compare’, the insurance comparison website. Lately he has been under fire for his purportedly sexist remarks. Interesting that people in the public eye still think they can say whatever they like. One would have thought that people in such positions would know by now how woke this country has become? Even a burp in the wrong place would ‘cancel’ you! Let’s have a look at what he has supposedly said. Also remember the ‘furore’ about his ‘wandering’ hands. This was shown on TV this morning and frankly it is the usual pooha about nothing. His hand was on the lady’s waist and she moved it slightly. Tell people who ‘saw’ the world move towards the centre of the Universe to get a life, please BBC.
Anyway, the remark was reported as follows: The Mail on Sunday reported that Evans was recorded using the term “spitroast” – slang for a three-person sexual position – in a remark allegedly aimed at the professional dancer and television presenter Janette Manrara.
Interesting? For the sake of my own mental health, I had to lay down on the sofa for three days on a trot. I had to look at four dictionaries to find out what we were reading here, phone six of my friends and after all of that I threatened to leave this country to live in Dubai. Now, obviously Wynne is very knowledgeable about sexual positions as indeed all Welshmen are. However, I did not know that all the BBC people and performers on these shows are so familiar with the sexual slang our mentally affected youth use today. I think anyone over 40 will not have a clue what we are talking about. But the complaint was made, wokey, wokey as we are today and poor Wynne is in the doldrums, crying over his ‘cawl’. Or soup in the vernacular.
Please people, leave all this crap home, shout at the TV screen if you must but leave your silly mobile in your pocket. And if you have to because your blood pressure is way over 200 before you complain have a stiff tipple or two or calm down in the nearest dark cupboard.
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