Trivia? Yeah, we are good at it here....

So, a highly decorated British colonel has fallen foul of the woke brigade. His misdemeanour? He told a foreigner to go back where he came from. Whoaah, that’s good news to me. I have been told a few times to go back where I came from, the lush meadows of Holland that would be. but Frankly I told the perpetrator to stick his appendage under the paper press roller in the printing press where we both worked. Everybody had a laugh and we had a beer after work. So, can I now sue the man? Well, why would I? The Court’s time is being wasted already with these idiotic allegations. But to be sure I believe the so-called lawyers and solicitors love these things. Money, money, it’s so funny they sang in Mamma Mia, yet money indeed is the source of all this rubbish. Lawyers would not even think of touching these cases if there was no money in it. So, withdraw all public money such as legal aid and we will see soon enough what value these cases have. I suspect they would die out almost immediately.

I feel this country is awash with triviality. Trivial cr*p such as the Holly vs Phil case which fills dozens of newspaper pages. And what is it all about? Oh, just a bit of day to day bad feeling because Missy has stepped out of bed with the wrong foot and saw she had forgotten to paint her toenails. So, poor Phil was the fall-guy. He did not like that too much and said something about he didn’t like women anyway, he preferred a boy before lunch. Yaahh, don’t we all? Or the continuation of the Boris saga, did he or did he not drink a glass of champers before going to bed? In his case I doubt it because he will need all his faculties for the games to be played in there with wifey. She is so much younger and can hold her drinks better than him. You don’t want to be called a ‘flop’, do you? An interesting word that ‘flop’. You can take that in a few ways! 

It is all just trivia. And lawyers just love trivia because you don’t have to work hard at the law because the law in the UK is so full of holes you can drive the Gold Coach of the royals through it every hour and no-one would notice. You would know that when you hear some of the ‘judgements’ from the honourable judges. Some of these take a proper lawyer 100 years to decipher, to know what was meant. We issue life sentences like candy but no-one knows what the real sentence is. Some people mumble ‘Oh, he or she had ‘life’ and in the next you hear ‘But will be out in 8 years’. Yep, that is Britain today, awash with trivia, trivial lawyers and judges, police personnel dancing the Conga dressed in LBGT+ coloured shirts whilst the riot goes on next to them. 

Don’t forget to watch ‘Prime Minister’s Question time’ on a Wednesday as you will be taught how our ‘proficient’ leaders behave and ask the most incredibly important questions. Yes, I too have always wanted to know how Angie from Ipswich could not find a home suitable enough for her 18 kids brood and wanted a country home. By the way this is a fictitious Angie but just watch, there is plenty more of that sort of stuff. Yes, we pay our MPs well, trivia like that is worth a salary of over £80,000 per annum. We need more MPs!

But Colonel Bob, stick to your guns and if you go to jail you will be out before the cock crows! Probably you get a life sentence but will be out in three weeks!